So you're feverishly working on your costume for our Halloween shindig and desperately wanting a leg up on the competition? Here are a few hints that will help you stun Skallywag Fashions into awarding you with awesome prizes and the adoration of hoards of freakish fans...
1)
Creativity counts!
We expect to see the unexpected!
2)
Boobs are are undeniably excellent
but do not a guarantee you a wining slot...
But don't let that discourage you!
3)
Show us something YOU have made!
We know that 8 year old children in
the Philippines can sew your
zombie Michael Jackson onesie,
but what can YOU make?
"Pre-made" costumes will be judged as well,
howeverwe will dote affectionately
(and no doubt endlessly)
on you fine things that put
something special together!
4)
Bribes are not only accepted
but fully encouraged.
Creativity counts!
We expect to see the unexpected!
2)
Boobs are are undeniably excellent
but do not a guarantee you a wining slot...
But don't let that discourage you!
3)
Show us something YOU have made!
We know that 8 year old children in
the Philippines can sew your
zombie Michael Jackson onesie,
but what can YOU make?
"Pre-made" costumes will be judged as well,
howeverwe will dote affectionately
(and no doubt endlessly)
on you fine things that put
something special together!
4)
Bribes are not only accepted
but fully encouraged.
