Books: It's Hard Out Here For a Shrimp

If you have a beating heart, you’re a fan of the Muppets and Pepe the King Prawn is a hands down favorite at DLP. He knows what matters: monies, de womens and most importantly-- partaying! His book, It’s Hard Out Here For a Shrimp: Life, Love and Living Large is full of exceptional nuggets of party etiquette:

[ On the Importance of Punctuality]

"If you get there after the food is gone and the women

are taken, but before the police arrive…you’re late, okay?"

[On Favorite Party Toasts]

"May the road rise to meet you,

so you don’t have too far to fall when you pass out."

150 pages of sound wisdom on living “La Vida Pepe…with style, with abandon, with someone else’s girlfriend.” Buy it here, okay.